College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via sometimelow)

(Source: fohk, via hotpatamon)

  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you
  • Sister: I wanna be a trans...transvestite? Nope that's not it. Trans...
  • Me: Transgender?
  • Her: No.
  • Me: Transsexual?
  • Her: Nope. What is Jeff Dunham?
  • Me: A ventriloquist?
  • Her: Yeah!

blackdenimjeans:

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

Screaming

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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